Sacramento Home Buyers and the Light Fixer
What is too much work for a first-time home buyer in Sacramento? I always follow up on my listings by emailing buyer’s agents after a showing. I thank them for showing my listing because I am grateful for their efforts. Also, I realize it’s tough being a buyer’s agent today. Buyer’s agents have to write a lot of offers and face a lot of rejection. When I ask buyer’s agents to tell me what their buyers thought of the home, sometimes they say their buyers felt the home required too much work. It makes me wonder how a buyer who has never owned a home before knows how much work it needs. Or, is the work required merely an overblown perception?
It’s no secret that most home buyers want a turn-key home. They don’t want to do anything but move into it, like it is a rental. They also want a good price, sometimes an unreasonable price, which is why some buyers gravitate toward short sales and foreclosures. But the days of those below-market values are gone. Poof. Over. Short sales and foreclosures, like any other home in Sacramento, are selling at market value and, in many cases, way over market value.
That’s if you can buy a home. Some buyers can’t. There are not enough homes for sale for every aspiring home buyer in Sacramento today. So, if a home needs a little bit of work, why not find out how much work it needs? Maybe it’s not as expensive as you might think. For example, maybe it needs paint. High quality paint costs about $25 a can, cheap paint is $10 a can. You need 2 cans of paint to paint an average bedroom. Maybe it needs a $50 light fixture? That involves connecting the black wire to the black wire, and the white wire to the white wire, and the ground to the neutral. It’s not that difficult. But don’t take my word for it. And don’t touch electrical without turning off the power.
Why not buy yourself a home improvement book and learn how to maintain your home? Take care of the smaller projects yourself. If you’re in the market to buy your first home, believe me, something eventually will break or go wrong, and you’ll find great relief in knowing how to fix it.
I have written a series of articles about Buy, Fix and Sell, involving my own personal experiences of home buying.
Cash Investors, Pie Crusts and Robot Agents
There is an acronym company doing business as a limited liability corporation and trying to buy homes in Sacramento as a cash-infused investor. There are undoubtedly many such companies and investors vying for homes in Sacramento. But this one in particular canceled an escrow because it didn’t do its due diligence upfront, so I’m wary about them. This particular company has also hired at least 3 different real estate agents in Sacramento to throw offers at the wall. I know this because I have received offers from 3 different agents representing the same company.
You know, not a day goes by, honestly, in which I don’t answer my phone and hear the words: I am a cash investor. I suspect the callers feel I should treat them differently than I would anybody else, but they’re in for a rude awakening. Just like I am a number to them, they are a number to me. I realize they have little vested interest in the property or in meeting the seller’s needs. They probably have not even seen the property. If the escrow demands a special consideration, they are unlikely to provide it. They are not special. Their cash is not “king” to me.
It seems like the REO robot agents are being replaced by the robot buyer’s agents. The tide has changed from robot listing agents who represent banks and asset managers of foreclosed homes to robot selling agents who represent cash investors. These guys comb MLS daily looking for new listings, writing offers, uploading the purchase offers to DocuSign and emailing those offers to listing agents. You throw enough at the wall, something is bound to stick.
As a Sacramento short sale agent, I have to look out for my seller’s interests and help them to choose the most motivated buyer to close their short sale. As a general rule, short sale banks don’t seem to like limited liability corporations (LLCs). I’m not sure why, either. It could be that an LLC is in-your-face about profit, versus a home owner who just wants a roof over her head. In any case, it’s hard to get excited over these cash offers. If push comes to shove, they don’t shove.
You know, short sales involve a lot of frustration. I dodge a lot of whipped cream pies in this business. Speaking of pies and throwing crap at the wall, I’d like to share a story with you. It involves a pie crust. Those of you who have never made a pie crust may perhaps find it difficult to believe that pie crusts do not live in your grocer’s freezer. Yes, you can actually make a pie crust at home out of flour, salt, shortening and water.
The trick is to not overwork the dough. If you massage it and roll it too many times, it will become tough and crumble. I was probably 7-years-old when I made my first pie crust. I thought I had followed the directions explicitly but I was having trouble. It wasn’t sticking together. I blamed it on my rolling pin. After I had rolled out the dough, I tried to fold it into quarters and lift on waxed paper to the pie tin, but it fell apart. I rolled it again. It crumbled again. In a split second of frustration, I hurled it at the wall.
Uh, oh. I could not believe I did that. I was horrified. My mother stopped what she was doing and stared at me. I was in big trouble, and I knew it. My heart started to pound. I might never get to bake again in the kitchen. I might go to bed without dessert. Maybe stand in the corner. But instead, my mother started to laugh. “That’s exactly where my first pie crust ended up,” she said.
Today, I make a perfect pie crust. And I’m a pretty darn good Sacramento short sale agent, too. Just don’t call and tell me you’re a cash investor, because I don’t care.
How to Submit a Back Up Offer
The real estate market in Sacramento is so crazy that a really smart move for any aspiring buyer might be to try a back up offer. The problem is no inventory. Now, you would think that little inventory would have solved the problem of flakey and indecisive buyers, especially for those buying Sacramento short sales, but it hasn’t. Buyers still abruptly cancel transactions even though their chances of being able to buy another home are dwindling as surely as the minute hand on that clock continues to move.
An agent called me several days ago to explain why his buyer was canceling. Like I give a crap. Canceling is canceling. He said the buyer’s lender did not explain Mello Roos to the buyer and therefore had incorrectly quoted the buyer’s pending mortgage payment. The buyer had not counted on having to pay an additional $100 a month or so. Except when I looked at the original offer tracking sheet, I discovered the buyer’s first offer had been $10,000 over market value. I was the person who had explained to the buyer’s agent that the home had to appraise. The buyer had originally agreed to pay a higher mortgage payment, but now that the price was less, that same payment was freaky. Wha?
Logical or not, buyers do suddenly cancel purchase contracts. That part hasn’t changed. I don’t think they understand the market, and why should they? Home buyers are bit players. One person buying one house. Investors and real estate agents who are active in the Sacramento market realize how difficult it is to buy a home right now. The median sales price has gone up from $155,000 a year ago in October to $180,000 last month. Yet, another reason why it’s smart to lock down a potential purchase through a back-up offer. Lock in that lower price.
When a seller signs a back-up offer, it means if the existing buyer cancels, the new buyer moves into first position and becomes the buyer. There is no going back on the market as an active short sale or active listing. The home is never exposed to the market a second time.
But you can’t just send the listing agent an offer and say:“Keep this in backup.” Well, you can, but it won’t be in backup. You need to submit a formal Purchase Agreement Addendum (PAA) with your purchase contract. Moreover, you can’t just sign a PAA and send it. It must be completed. Don’t cry Ma. If an agent doesn’t fill in the two spots in Section 1, the PAA is incomplete. One spot signifies the position for the buyer. Does the buyer want to be in #1, #2 or #3 position? The second spot indicates how long the buyer is willing to wait for the existing buyer to cancel. Is it 10 days? 120 days? A year?
You can also use a much simpler form, the C.A.R. Backup Offer Addendum.
Of course, if a buyer offers less than list price or something else is incompatible in the offer for the seller, the seller is not obligated to accept a back-up offer. Sellers are never forced to accept a back-up offer — even if the home is offered for sale as an Active Short Contingent. But most sellers are happy to receive a back-up offer and will accept. Like with anything in real estate, your offer needs to be signed, dated and in writing.
A Cooperative Short Sale is a Privilege; It’s Not a Right
If you ask a lawyer if you should file a lawsuit, that answer will probably be yes. Just like if you ask a Sacramento real estate agent if this is a good time to buy, you’re gonna hear YES, this is a good time to buy. Because that is asking a person in business for himself or herself if you should do business with that person. It is rare for a person in business to turn away that business. If a person routinely turned down a source of potential cash flow, sooner or later that person would go out of business. But many people do not understand that concept.
Another concept people do not understand is if you are trying to buy a short sale, that short sale might not be approved. No bank is required to do a short sale. A short sale is a privilege; it’s not a right. Even if the bank agreed to do a short sale, a bank can say no later on. For example, if I were an investor who needed to do a 1031 exchange, I would not be trying to buy a short sale. Because when you do a 1031 exchange, you have a certain period of time in which to identify a property and a certain period of time in which to close. Once those time frames have come and gone and you haven’t closed, you’re hosed. Your preferential tax treatment goes bye-bye.
I have closed short sales in which an investor was doing a 1031 exchange. But it was risky for that investor. Because there’s no guarantee. It’s risky for any short sale buyer. It says so right in the documents a buyer signs.
Just like there is never a guarantee with a Bank of America preapproved Cooperative Short Sale. Just because the bank approved a Cooperative Short Sale does not mean the bank will approve an offer from a buyer. And just because the bank might approve an offer from a buyer is no guarantee that Bank of America will close escrow. Bank of America reserves the right to pull the plug at anytime, and there’s not a darn thing a buyer can do about it. There is even less recourse when the investor along the way fires Bank of America, like Fannie Mae seems to be doing lately.
Oh, Bank of America has a fancy name for getting fired. It’s called a Release of Servicing. But it’s being fired all the same. Fannie Mae recently fired Bank of America right before final approval of a short sale. Instead, Fannie Mae hired Seterus to handle the servicing of that loan. Bank of America was about to approve the Cooperative Short Sale for a 1031 exchange buyer. It had issued a counter offer in Equator and was getting ready to draw the final approval letter. But when Seterus took over the servicing of that loan, Seterus said nope. No can do. Seterus does not do Cooperative Short Sales like Bank of America.
You know who got the short end of that stick? Welcome to the world of short sales. If it were me, I would not give my money to a lawyer to pursue a case without merit against Fannie Mae (aka our government), but some people have little respect for money, much less common sense.
Short Contingent vs Pending Short Lender Approval
What’s the world coming to when you can’t make idle threats anymore? Like, you can’t tell a guy you’re gonna hit him in the head with a shovel and bury his body in the desert without some jury awarding him $20 million in punitive damages. Even if he is a porn guy, or soft porn or whatever. Criminy. And you can’t threaten to burn down somebody’s house at a City Council meeting, either. Whatever happened to freedom of expression? Huh? Why can’t you just talk off the top of your head? Vent a little? It’s like words have meaning or something, and people take you seriously.
We need to go back to the days of Joe and Curly and Moe. When you could just poke somebody in the eyes with two fingers and nobody cared. Maybe zing a pie of whipped cream in a face.
People get frustrated. That’s pretty much a given. It doesn’t take much sometimes. Take Sacramento short sales for example. Buyers are very frustrated when they read listings in MLS that are a short sale. MetroList has attempted to clear up the confusion by offering two status choices after an offer has been received. But the problem with MetroList is a buyer can’t see the change when it’s active short contingent. That status modifier is hidden in the bottom right corner of the listing the buyer receives.
Agents don’t much understand it either. I know because as a Sacramento short sale agent some of my listings are listed as “active short contingent” and some are listed as “pending short lender approval.” Short Contingent means we have an offer. It also means we are open to back-up offers, and we might already have a few. An inquiring mind should call and ask. Bear in mind that a true back-up offer incorporates a purchase agreement addendum. No PAA, no backup. And a seller is not required to sign a back-up offer. Pending Short Lender Approval means we don’t want any back-up offers, and there are no more showings.
If you’ve got a gripe with the way Active Short Contingent shows up in MLS for a buyer, take that gripe to MetroList. That’s who your beef is with. It’s not with this Sacramento short sale agent. And watch where you walk. There are banana peels on the ground.